This Joke About CHAVANPRASH

Gabbar: Kitne Admi the?
Sambha: Sarkar 2..
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Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote hai??
Sambha: 2 1 ke Baad aata hai.

Gabbr: aur 2 k pehle??
Sambha: 2 ke pehle 1 aata hai.
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Gabbar: To beech me kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
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Gabbar: To fir Dono ek sath kyu nahi aate?

Sambha: 2 1 ke baad hi aa sakta he kyuki 2 1 se bada hai.

Gabbar: 2 1 se Kitna bada hai?

Samba: Abey Goli marni hai toh mar de, tera namak khaya hai,
CHAVANPRASH nahi.


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