joke of the day

Hamare To Khwaab Uss Din Hi
Choor-Choor Ho Gaye the Dosto...
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Jab Pehli Baar Wo Ghar Aayi Thi
aur Mummy Boli,
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Jaa Beta "DIDI" Ke Liye "fanta" Le Aa ..!!!

2:-   Husband aur wife mein baat cheet band thi,
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subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha..
usne raat ko paper par likha:" mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena"
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aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh diya..
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Subah 8 baje jab utha to dekha uske upar bahut
saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha,
"uth jao 5 baj gaye"
"pls uth jao, warna late ho jaaoge"..