Hindi Jokes

1. 50% Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai,
Kaise ?
Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Ayenge Soni I Love You Ab Kya Soni Wahaan Padane Jayegi?

3. Height of Flirting :

Girl calls a boy :

Girl : Hello baby

Boy : Ohh janu bolo

Girl : Kahan ho yaar subah se koi ata pata nahi ..

Boy : Are hum to khoye huye hain aapki aankhon me..

Girl : Abhi kya kar rahe ho.. ??

Boy : tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..

Girl : Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi ..!!

Boy : Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se..

Girl : But hum to parson hi mile hain..

Boy : Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky...

Girl : Pinky...??

Ye pinky kaun hai..??

main to nisha hu

Boy : Tumse baat karke mai to sab bhul jata hun..

Girl : Tum vicky ho na.. ??

Boy : Gharwale to gaurav bulate hain,

lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..

Girl : Ye 7428882444 hai na.. ??

Boy : Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai........